Alyssa's vault

names Alyssa.
been alive for 20yrs.
Centenary college sophomore
Mets and Jets fan for life
I love David Wright, Misha Collins, Jensen Ackles, Tyler Hoechlin, Dylan O'Brian, Ian Somerhalder, Alexander Skarsgard, Tom Hiddleston, Robert Downey Jr. and many other men <333.
laughing is my favorite.
possibly antisocial.
love horses and music.
scared of spiders and needles.
I get obsessed with shit easily.
my mind iz constantly wandering and filled with the most random shit and this tumblr proves it. kkk byeee

Jul 23

netscapeshawty:

they never had a chance

(via ratchet--rachel)


(via thr0wmyfaith)


Anonymous said: Can girls pee when they're on their periods?

sarcastic-snowflake:

no we just hold it in for a week.


too poor for college, too rich for fafsa

getamongst-it:

same.

(via thr0wmyfaith)



unamusedsloth:

"CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?"

unamusedsloth:

"CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?"

(via ratchet--rachel)


1nd2rd3st:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

“Yes, but you might catch something from me” that’ll get him to use a condom haha

1nd2rd3st:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

“Yes, but you might catch something from me” that’ll get him to use a condom haha

(via un-comfortably-numbb)


ymjacqueline:

Tip your hat to The Captain

ymjacqueline:

Tip your hat to The Captain

(via michyeffbaby)


glowcloud:

when ur trying to act chill

image

(via earthvexed)


bluejayhunter:

There may not be any crying in baseball, but that doesn’t mean there can’t be any hugs.

bluejayhunter:

There may not be any crying in baseball, but that doesn’t mean there can’t be any hugs.

(via michyeffbaby)


“I laugh harder with you. I feel more myself with you. I trust you with me—the real me. When something goes wrong, or right, or I hear a funny joke, or I see something bizarre, you’re the first person I want to talk to about it.” Before Jamaica Lane (via for-anonymous-romantics)

(via michyeffbaby)


wolfspirals:

Here, have some throwback baseball!Hoechlin that popped up in Google Image Search

(via runswithsourwolf)


thatsabingo:

So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:

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and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that

And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.

(via catnipwincest)



emilyissherlocked:

africant:

 vthebookworm:

ragglefraggles:

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

BUT DID YOU NOTICE AURORA

(via agentpummel)


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